Silly Questions

Upfront disclosure. I did not come up with these questions but I have thought about them from time to time! Hopefully, soon, I'll be back to blogging my own ideas. Suffice it to say for now, my brain's otherwise occupied! In the meantime, enjoy something just plain silly!

Mrs. B

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

When being sentenced to death, by Lethal Injection, Why do they sterilize the needle?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?

I thought about how my mother fed me with a tiny spoon and fork, so I wonder what Asian mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it's nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Is it OK to listen to AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think WE taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky, considering that the Last Supper was on Thursday?

What would a burger made of ham be called?

If dawn breaks, does dusk come together?

Why does ‘dyslexia’ have to be so hard to spell?

If you think you’re a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why do people talk about ‘girlie’ things but never ‘boyie’ things?

If you sneezed on a computer, would it get a virus?

What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

Why do "a fat chance" and "a slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

What does OK actually mean?

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?